A dose of smart love on Valentine’s Day | Brief letters

Brief letters: AI romance | Giving thanks | Hotting up in bed | £2 coins | Pub queues

Confirmation that the world has gone mad: I got into my car, a Smart #1, on Saturday, and before it did anything else, the car said “Love is in the air” and wished me a happy Valentine’s Day. As a matter of principle, I refused to speak to it for the rest of the day.
Ray Woodhams
Cawthorne, South Yorkshire

• I tried to avoid saying thank you for a whole day and ended up feeling miserable and ungrateful (The hill I will die on: Britons love saying thank you – I think we should ban the phrase, 7 February). I feel much better now that I have gone back to saying it whenever I feel grateful for something someone has done.
Roger Mears
London

• More bedtime stories (Letters, 13 February) brought to mind our holiday in Oban, Scotland. When we entered our hotel room, there appeared to be a pregnant lady in our beds. On closer examination, it turned out to be a large wire cage with an infrared lightbulb in the centre that could be turned on to preheat the bed. There was also a sign forbidding sleeping with the device.
Steen I Petersen
Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada

• In response to Manju Ghosh’s question on where to get £2 coins (Letters, 10 February), may I suggest the Big Issue seller near the Cutty Sark in Greenwich, London. I got a £2 coin in change last Saturday – the first I had seen for many a month.
Barry Neville
Wokingham, Berkshire

• Regarding orderly lines at the pub (12 February), I always try to mind my pees and queues.
Mick Beeby
Bristol

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